Am I a Filipino?

I found this listings on the Net that says You are a Filipino if:

1. You point with your lips.
2. You eat with your hand.
3. You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
4. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows on your knees while you eat.
5. You use a rock to scrub yourself in the shower.
6. You collect items from hotels or restaurants as "souvenirs".
7. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table.
8. You add an unwarranted 'H' to your name: Jhun, Bhoy, Rhon.
9.You like everything that is imported or 'stateside'.
10. You draw a rectangle in the air when asking for the bill, which never fails to baffle the restaurant staff.
11. You don't sit on the bowl in public toilets, no matter what part of town or if your thighs ache like hell; and you flush the toilet with your feet.
12. You own a karaoke machine.
13. You own a piano that no one ever plays.
14. You have a portrait of the Last Supper hanging on your dining room wall.
15. You have a 'tabo' in your bathroom.
16.You have a giant wooden spoon and fork hanging in your dining room.
17. Your microwave, washer, TV, VCR, computer, printer, toaster and doorknobs are hidden under quilted covers.
18. There's a pail in your bathroom, just in case there's a water shortage or the toilet won't flush
19. You have fly swatter in your kitchen.
20. You have a pair of wooden tinikling dancers on your wall.

Well then, are you a Filipino?